Friday, December 1, 2006

No wonder we're confused

All this time I was under the impression that boatloads of spam in our inboxes help promote porn but now I learn that hard drives promote porn.  Huh?  Well, I guess by that same logic the driveshaft in my car promotes car accidents.  Don't believe me?  Take the driveshaft out of your car and see how many car accidents that car is involved in.

It's really sad that we've come to a point where noone is responsible for themselves.  Everybody wants to be on Oprah and blame the neighbor, the dog, the parents, and the teacher.  Anyone but themselves.

And now it is apparently not your fault if you watch porn.  After all, the monitor just kept showing it long after you wanted to stop watching.  That damn hard drive just kept holding on to it long after you wanted it gone.  And let's not excuse Internet Explorer (insert your favorite browser here).  I believe you when you say you entered www.google.com and the browser took you instead to the porn site of the day.  They're sneaky that way.

I guess I just think things are simpler than that.  Guns don't promote gun violence, pointing and shooting them at another person does.  Cars don't promote car accidents and deaths, drinking alcohol and then driving them does.  And your hard drive doesn't promote porn.  Now, if you'll excuse me I've got about hundred porn-promoting spam messages to go delete before my hard drive wakes up.

1 comment:

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